Happy April Fool’s Day from My Family to Yours

Posted: April 1st, 2011 | Author: kristen from motherload | Filed under: Holidays, Miss Kate, Paigey Waigey Wiggle Pop | No Comments »

To honor April Fool’s Day I thought I’d break into the joke vault. Kate and Paige’s joke vault, that is.

Please note, these jokes are for immature audiences only.

And if you don’t get the joke, well, that’s probably not an altogether bad thing. In fact, I’d go so far as to say that if you DO get any of these jokes, you have reason to be concerned.

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Kate: “I have a joke! What about the lollipop that had a hot dog for a stick?”

Paige: “Ahahahaha!”

[If you're waiting for an answer to Kate's question, don't.]

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Paige: “Why did the pasta eat the popsicle? Because it wanted to make teeth!”

Paige: “Ahahahaha!”

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Paige: “Why did the rain eat the trees? Because he wanted to make tree soup!”

Kate: “Good one!”

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Kate: “Knock, knock!”

Me: “Who’s there?”

Kate: “Foo foo.”

Me: “Foo foo who?”

Kate: “Foo foo yogurt!”

Paige: “Ahahahaha!”

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Kate: “Knock, knock!”

Me: “Who’s there?”

Kate: “Chestnut!”

Me: “Chestnut who?”

Kate: “Chestnut tea!”

Paige: “Oh, Kate!” [expressed in an admiring how-DO-you-do-it? tone of voice]

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This morning, the girls climbed into bed with me while Mark was in the bathroom.

“It’s April Fools Day,” I whispered to Kate. “What can we do to trick Daddy?”

“I know!” she called out, clearly stoked by a brilliant idea. “We can tell him his pocket fell off!”

Why yes, I guess we could.

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We welcome you to use any or all of this material. Please just credit The Uproarious McClusky Sisters.

And keep an eye peeled for their world comedy tour, coming soon to a city near you.

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